Pant Boner

The image created when the pant's crotch area makes a saggy lump making a boner-y image

Girl 1: OMG That guy has a total boner for me!
Girl 2: LOL Really!?
Boy: -Adjustes pants-
Girl 1: Never mind, it was just a pant boner

by 20grand October 27, 2007

pants boner

A crease in your pants in the crotch section, which causes you to look like you're having an erection.
(especially embarrassing when you are a girl)

Everyone was looking at my pants boner, and then asked me if I was actually a boy.
(I am a girl)

by greenybeany May 07, 2013

Pants Boner

when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up

Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me

by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019

sweat pant boner

1.When one achieves a penile erection whilst wearing sweat pants, making the erection extremely noticeable
2.a stiffness of the sweat pant

1." I can't get up right now, everyone will see my sweat pant boner."

by D-bo January 17, 2004

boner pants

(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a boner in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching pornographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.

Jack - Hey Jane, check out these new boner pants I got!!
Jane - WOW! Sweet boner pants Jack!
Jack - Yea, they are sweet. Too bad I have one testicle.
Jane - I like to punch babies.

by Arshak Z. March 30, 2006

boner pants

Pants that aren't tight at the top, so when the wearer sits down, it appears as if they have an erection.
This can lead to some pretty embarrassing experiences.

My girlfriend and I went out to lunch. I forgot not to wear to wear my boner pants, and now she thinks that she helped me achieve an erection. I'm not quite sure if this is a curse or a blessing, but at least she knows that I don't have a small penis.

by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010

boner pants

noun. Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.

Mom: Wow, Jimmy, looks like the new boner pants are doing their job!
Son (blushing, covering pants with shirt): Yes mom... uh, they sure are.

by Timmah, esq October 23, 2007