A retarded-looking pancake thing with floppy arms, giant eyes, disgustingly flabby legs, and huge genatalia. Also, Pancake Faces love yelling "Not so fast!" to random people, and then when they slow down, saying "That's better!" Just like in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1! Pancake Faces come in many different shapes and forms, ranging from Faggot Pancake Face to Wayne Gretzky Pancake Face to Tabb Pancake Face.
I was walking through the ancient world of Pancakeville one day and there were so many different types on Pancake Faces everywhere! There Was Faggot, Dumbass, Super Surgeon Monkey, and even Jell-O Tabb Trash Pancake Faces! It was amazing. Oh. Yeah, they all had huge genatalia. CAN'T FORGET THE GENATALIA. Pancake Face also made a guest appearance in "Albert The Fat Math Guy."
by John DoeNumberfour April 10, 2008
The act of placing one's ass cheeks against another's face and jumping back with full force, flattening the individual's face
Dude I pancake faced the shit out of this girl last night. There was blood and shit everywhere. I'm not proud...
by Hee Nis April 6, 2010
When you are fucking a girl and then cum in her eyes and shoot all over her lips and mouth. Tiny peices of shit are also required on the lips and if possible, the eyes.
John: I was screwing Denise last night and pulled a Smiley Face Pancake on her. It was great!
Thomas: Wow, sounds like you had a good time!
Thomas: Wow, sounds like you had a good time!
by Ieuannnnnnnnnn March 5, 2009