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word used to describe ejaculation.
best used when describing ejaculation/ watching porn discreetly
Nathan palooshed yesterday
Jim will paloosh later today in front of his mother in law
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That one science teacher that somehow teaches everything and nothing at the same time.

A "Pallone" is a unit of measurement, to measure how much burnt toast can be cooked in a school oven.
"You see that teacher Pallone? He set an oven on fire that only had 4 Pallone's worth of bread. "
Pallone by Ranjourenjy May 17, 2022

paloozer 

A paloozer is a pathetic loser. Use this in circumstances when the word loser just doesn't cut it. A paloozer is the mother of all losers.
Seriously dude, you are the biggest paloozer ever!
paloozer by akyr May 16, 2010
A bitch ass Torhu that vigorously masturbates to Doki Doki Literature Club on the daily
Mr. Cordeiro: Pauloo pay attention in French class!!
Pauloo: I am finna finally gonna cop a nut from Doki Doki my kerchooga I can't!!
pauloo by BigDickMuaad February 20, 2018
Jenny the Oompa Loompa had scheduled an appointment to get her Paloompus examined after sleeping with Gary, fearful that she may have contracted an std.
Paloompus by Scarlette Martino April 23, 2009

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Congrats, you have reached the final stage of ultimate boredom, now, please visit a doctor.
Quit your job, quit school, because this is horrible.
You could also contact the news, because you are a one of a kind, and people need to know about you.
Gordon: ''ppllookkmmiijjnnuuhhbbyyggvvttffccrrddxxeesszzwwaaqq''
Alyx: ''Majure fracture detected, please go see a doc.''
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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