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When your boyfriend of girlfriend buys you an iPod for use in the gym, making it harder for other gym members to try to chat you up, as a dog peeing to mark it's territory.
"My boyfriend bought me an iPod to run with for our anniversary --"

"Girl that's not an iPod, that's a pPod, he just peed on your leg to stop the hot men talking to you."
pPod by lilgoof December 5, 2011
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Post Pics Or it Didn't Happen.
Cynicman: I dislocated my finger.
damonkey: PPODH
PPODH by cynicman August 4, 2009
Related Words
1)Chosen location or place to store/hide one's pornography.
2)Small carrying case or knapsack to store burned porn Dvds and cds.
3)Found/stolen stash of pornography hidden by a youngster for later use.

See smut for further elaboration on pornography
Julio: Hey man, you selling your P-pod?
Douglas J: Hells fucknaw...I got da shizniz in dis biz boi!!!
P-pod by k rico October 20, 2005
Sammie: Damn Pattrik, I got my p pod yesterday..
Patt: I really don't wanna know.
p pod by Sycomoron July 23, 2007

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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