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p9int

A strange, hard to understand typo for point. First used in summer of 2001, this became a normal part of speech for many bored internetians.
OMG YOUR HEAD IS ON FIRE! *p9ints at head*
by Lindsey-D July 23, 2007
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Mega pint

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.
Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?
by Adont_hither April 24, 2022
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Pinterict

One who spends WAY too much time on Pinterest, a site that ultimately is a duplication of any other social networking site, only limited to mass photo sharing and helping closet narcissists.

If you are reading this, then you are probably not a Pinterict, as you are not zoning off on a Pinterest screen.
Why are you tired Nicole?
-Oh I'm a recovering Pinterict and I just relapsed :(

Hey man have you heard from Sarah?
-Nah no one's seen her; she's turned into a total Pinterict.
by SEP1989RAW February 7, 2013
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paint a turd pink

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"
by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017
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a mega pint

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”
by comfortablybalanced April 22, 2022
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Mega pint

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.
Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?
by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022
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Mexican Paint Job

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.
"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."
by Construction Kenny October 10, 2017
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