The impressively sized softie (flaccid penis) that one achieves after using opiates. In the locker room will make other males feel inadequate, and in the bedroom will make your girl excited and happy.
"After taking that handful of vics, I've got some serious ox dick. The things thicker than my wrist!"
by oxcox December 15, 2011
Grabbing an ox's hairy shaft and sucking it until all of the ox yogurt is expelled from the ox's dick.
by spotswoode99 January 28, 2009