ornithon 

An annual event held in Gallipolis, Ohio where all the orthodontists in the world compete to see who can get braces on a patient the quickest. Currently in the midst of a volunteer shortage. Please look into applying if you are over 18 cm tall and have okay-looking teeth!

Hey, did you register for this year’s Ornithon yet?
No, I just got my wisdom teeth taken out.
Dang man, you still got the other 28! Didn’t you say you needed more service hours too?
You’re right, I’m signing up right now.

ornithon by Eskimoof October 6, 2022

ornithologist

a person who studies and travels studying birds

used on the O.C season 3 gag reel:
Sandy: "Oh! and Ryan, our ornithologist....boy, he's got some birds for you!! Orthodontist!

or...
Season 1 of the O.C.
Kirsten: "An ornithologist, that's so interesting."
Sandy: "Your here discussing the pigeon with Bob!"

ornithologist by anonymous33 April 6, 2007

Ornithophiliac 

One who just loooooves birds

"Dude! Did you see that sexy bird?"
"John, you are a total ornithophiliac"

Ornithophiliac by Bethyboo November 11, 2010

ornithopter

A birdlike aircraft propelled by flapping wings. The ornithopter can be seen as a transportation vehicle in Dune. It is also seen in Magic the Gathering stories. Also called " 'thopter " for short.

The ornithopter sparkled and glided through the sky like a metallic bird.

ornithopter by Jimmie August 6, 2004

Ornithophobia

A severe and exaggerated fear of birds. Sufferers of this phobia might fear that they will be attacked by a bird or may simply be uncomfortable around them. They would usually fear their fluttering wings, the way they move, the way they fearlessly fly towards people hoping for food, the texture of feathers, the fear of disease or any combination of these. Birds can also be loud, large and menacing, and they can demonstrate little fear of humans.
The phobia itself causes heart palpitations, sweating, nervousness, and avoidance behavior in those who suffer from Ornithophobia. Without treatment the phobia can become life-limiting.

"Dude did you see Kimberly run away from that bird?"
"Yeah, she has ornithophobia."

Ornithophobia by Milaahh April 24, 2013

ornithography 

Ornithography is the study and act of Photographing Birds.

My combined hobbies of Photography and a love of bird watching has made me a natural for Ornithography.

ornithography by clagstone7 May 27, 2016

ornithology

the best type of science! you study birds and how they live!

so, timmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
an ornithologist!
a what?
you study ornithology!
that's not uh..
a, uh- um a, fire man!
oh, ok

ornithology by freygeothewhy January 29, 2021