optical rectosis

The condition when the synaptic response of the optic nerve cross links with the motor nerves of the sphincter, giving one a shitty outlook.

Recent events have caused me to develop a chronic case of optical rectosis; life sucks.

by NoQuarter July 20, 2006

opticalrecnosis

Is a nerve that runs from you eye ball to your asshole, giving you a shitty out look on life.
pronounced optical-rec-nosis

Man your so negative, you must suffer from opticalrecnosis!

by Donna Cunningham February 1, 2006