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on my team by Juliet December 6, 2003
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you're on my team
This phrase is used by guys to pick out attractive girls. If a guy says to you "You're on my team" it means he finds you physically attractive. A variation of this would be "She's on YOUR team" which means that a guy finds you so unattractive he puts you on his friends team.
you're on my team by SpoonBalancer October 1, 2007
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NOT on my team
Said by gay people in hopes that someone (usually unattractive or unpleasant) is not gay, to avoid bringing down the general reputation of gay men/ lesbians. Can also be "my team" to a non-queer audience, or "our team" to a queer audience.
The reverse works too "I hope she's on our team- Jodi's so hot."
The reverse works too "I hope she's on our team- Jodi's so hot."
"I *hope* he's not on my team, even though he keeps referring to his 'partner'. Joe is SO obnoxious."
NOT on my team by Valgirl July 15, 2009
team on my back
To "man up" in a sense and perform a difficult task at any cost, anything from single handedly defeating an opposing team or finishing two large pizzas in one sitting. A team is not necessarily involved. May also refer to an awe inspiring act of epic proportion.
Person 1: "Wow, there's no more soda left so you're gonna have to finish your bottle of Captain straight."
Person 2: "I don't think I can do it dude!"
Person 1: "You have to, we gotta get rid of this tonight!"
Person 2: "Fuck it, I'm gonna put the team on my back and just chug it all."
Person 2: "I don't think I can do it dude!"
Person 1: "You have to, we gotta get rid of this tonight!"
Person 2: "Fuck it, I'm gonna put the team on my back and just chug it all."
team on my back by shellystrick4L December 27, 2010
Put The Team On My Back
one's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between.... a desire that you must achieve.... to go ahead and get that green (if you know what i mean)
a) greg jennings: dog, he Put The Team On My Back; dog i gotta do this shit. i put the team on my fucking back though
b) marshawn lynch: I've never seen a nigga Put The Team On My Back like this nigga
b) marshawn lynch: I've never seen a nigga Put The Team On My Back like this nigga
Put The Team On My Back by Taco McArthur January 17, 2011
put da team on my back
One's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between... a desire you must acheive, to go head and get that green, if you not what i mean.
"dawg, gotta do this shit. put da team on my back doe. my leg broke, i dont know how the fuck i'm running right now doe. i do this shit...for madden. oh shit, DARREN SHARPER! one of the most hardest hittin safety's in the league. BUT, i put the team on my back do. fuck it, cross the plane. touch down. greg jennings."
"he put the team on his fucking back do! he put the fucking team on his fucking back do. deshaun jackson put da team on my back!"
Marshawn Lynch put the team on his back do, for seattle fuck madden. darren sharper, hold muh dick. shut up drew brees
"he put the team on his fucking back do! he put the fucking team on his fucking back do. deshaun jackson put da team on my back!"
Marshawn Lynch put the team on his back do, for seattle fuck madden. darren sharper, hold muh dick. shut up drew brees
put da team on my back by fuck you gumby February 27, 2011
put da team on my back do
A term used to signify that you are going to do whatever it takes to give you (or your team) the victory.
Note: "Do" must be used after the phrase, or the sentence in which the phrase was used
Note: "Do" must be used after the phrase, or the sentence in which the phrase was used
I'm bout ta put da team on my back do... for this championship do.
Marshawn Lynch just made Darren Sharper look like a child when he put his team on his back do
Marshawn Lynch just made Darren Sharper look like a child when he put his team on his back do
put da team on my back do by Jimmy Dean Jr. October 10, 2013
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