When a person, including corporations, ends in a unique place in which they can offer something before everyone can, sometimes that nobody else can.
Dragons AND incest? Who does not like any of those things? Damn that's a cornered market now
by kkkhris December 30, 2016
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Hot, sticky, dry, but clean... For dudes. They can take on eleven players at a time.
That the is a complete jock market.
by Huckleberryloves November 18, 2022
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Reality Marketing is a new type of internet marketing pioneered by social media expert, “dotJenna” which stimulates community engagement as it entertains, informs and advertises to a target audience in a true and authentic way, using social networking sites such as Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and UStream, and involving a central character or cast.
dotJenna is a web personality who uses Reality Marketing strategies to entertain, engage and inform her audience of small businesses and real estate agents.
by dotJenna December 20, 2009
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Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.
Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.
by Space Wrangler July 6, 2021
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New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.
Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about
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