omhfs 

omhfs , oh my holy fucking shit , a more exaggerated form of omf and omfs , to be said with emphasis

omhfs , wtf are you talking about ??

omhfs , that's just bloody disgusting , that freaky guy swallows his own cum !!

omhfs , are you out of your mind , you stupid dipshit !!

omhfs , you are the biggest scumbag I have ever had the displeasure of meeting !!

You sicko , omhfs , you are completely fucking nuts !!

omhfs by Holy Scheiße August 28, 2018

OMFSMBDiC 

OG, mixtape, fire, success, money, bitches, dick, independent, cock

Or: Oh my fuck suck my big dic (easier to remember)

IG bio: Listen to my words! #OMFSMBDiC

OMFSMBDiC by Ya gurl fa May 14, 2015

OMFFSM 

Used by Pastafarians and Spagnostics;

Oh My Fucking Flying Spaghetti Monster

Used like omg or omfg, but undogmatically broadminded... in marinara.

OMFFSM!!! That's a gnarly lil' eyepatch yea has there matey!

OMFFSM by Johnny Ringo aka Jeru Zalem March 14, 2009

OMFSM 

Oh, my Flyng Spaggetti Monster. More funny version of OMG

Moron1: I hacked Microsoft's webpage last night.
Moron2: OMFSM! That's Incredible!

OMFSM by OMFSM October 2, 2007

OMFSM 

"Oh, My Flying Spaghetti Monster!" is an atheist's version of OMG... and yes, it is also more funny. A "Z" may be added at the beginning for extra emphasis ;-)

Zomfsm... that's the best new-ish acronym yet!

OMFSM by saturn_000 February 23, 2008

OMFS

Oh My Fucking Shit

OMFS Did you see that sp00ky skeleton! it scared the shit out of me!

OMFS by titless October 26, 2014

omfs

short for "Oral and Maxillofacial Surgery"
usually used by oral surgeons.

OMFS is what happens when your wisdom teeth are removed.

omfs by el brado August 23, 2004