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omfgrotfflmfao 

the holy grail exclamation of acronymized texting d3wd l33t speak standing for "Oh My Fucking God Rolling On The Fucking Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off"
text: can u pick me up @ sheriff's office...got arrested for 72 in a 25

text reply: omfgrotfflmfao
Words you can keep

OMFGROTFLMAO 

Short for Oh My Fucking God, Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off. Usually used to shorten for instant message, text or to post on a forum.
Tiffany_69: OMG, last night at the bar, Jim and Eric got into a fight over this chick, and then they actually whipped out their things and had a dong measuring contest!

MaryJane32: OMFGROTFLMAO!!!
OMFGROTFLMAO by Boobs McKenzie April 16, 2008

OMFGROFLMFAO 

Oh My Fucking God Rolling on The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
OMFGROFLMFAO thats funny
OMFGROFLMFAO by Dark_Night202 July 3, 2008

OMFGROTFLMMFAO 

This is the most sublime 1337 acronym to find. Maybe not, but at least almost.

Oh My Fucking God Rolling On The Floor Laughing Madly My Fucking Ass Off

It should be used only in cases of extreme hard laughing like in the example.
"Look! Dogs playing Poker! OMFGROTFLMMFAO!" *death*
OMFGROTFLMMFAO by DeepChaos April 25, 2007

omfgirotflmfaoayeufbbtisdibmelol 

Oh my f**kn god im rollin on the floor laughin my f**kn ass off a your ugly fat body because it is so distgusting it burns my eyes, laugh out loud
Friend:'tells a crappy joke' You:"omfgirotflmfaoayeufbbtisdibmelol"

OMGROFFLMFAO 

Short for: Oh My God Rolling On the Floor, Fucking Laughing My Fucking Ass Off.
*insert MSN name*: Omg...my brother totally just got asked out...by a GUY!

*insert another MSN name*: OMGROFFLMFAO!!
OMGROFFLMFAO by Jedi Master Luna January 15, 2007

OMFGROFLMFAO!! 

This can be split into a couple of different terms.

OMG = Oh My God!

ROFLMFAO = Roll On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off

LMFAO = Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

Basically in a way its a dragged out way of exclaiming that something is the funniest thing you've ever seen.
1. OMFGROFLMFAO! Thats too funny!!

2. Random user 1(11:03:55 PM): dude, my fish just died
Random user 2(11:04:13 PM): OMFGROFLMFAO!!!
Random user 1(11:05:27 PM): not funny :(
OMFGROFLMFAO!! by Mike Montana December 9, 2008
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B)
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A)
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B)
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