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omelette head 

when someone's hair is two different colors so that the top is one color and the bottom is another.
a boy with a blonde top hair and dark bottom hair is an omelette head. or a girl who dies her hair blonde and lets the rots grow out dark so that all the hair on her head down to her ears is dark and all the hair below the ears is blonde....
omelette head by gibbergoo September 20, 2009
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omelettehead 

A smart, intelligent person whose drug use has deteriorated their mind to below average intelligence but still obtains above average intelligence in all drug related matters
Beth the crackhead just made a super crackpipe out of a soda can and straw, what an omelettehead
omelettehead by crackieMcgee November 2, 2009

omelettehead 

nerd, geek or egghead who is so fucked up, that their "scrambled" brain only makes sense when on drugs
My best friend, Beth, can't do simple arithmetics, but when she gets high, that omelettehead can solve 2nd order differential equations.
omelettehead by eggsgettinhigh November 3, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008