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The act of being ripped off or having the wool pulled over ones eyes.
That guy oli'd you for your iPad. Your an idiot.
oli'd by Y.U.Ma January 10, 2011
Words you can keep
Getting super drunk after succumbing to peer pressure used by your friend Oli
Oli'd by PeteOnHeat August 21, 2018

Fuck an Oli day 

On March 8th you get to fuck any Oli!! With or without consent ;)
did you know today is Fuck an Oli day?

I better watch out for March 8th!!
Fuck an Oli day by Cherxy October 25, 2022

National ' block Oli London day'

Oli eh uh who is saying he's married to bts park Jimin. If you can't tell why we are saying that you should block, then get serious help. He has undergone 15 surgical and over 100 non-surgical to look like Park Jimin. He has been exposed by his ex best friend, with a voice message where he says that all his BLM post are for so that he can stay relevant. He is also Islamaphobic. This is why you should consider blocking him on all social media. And this is why we call it National ' block Oli London day'. Oh and btw he thinks he's Korean and kawaii , even though he's british, and clearly not asian

National ' block Oli London day'

National ' block Oli London day' is a day on March 2nd where we block Oli London on all social medias, 'why 'you may ask, well let me tell you. Oli London is a 31 year old British man, that thinks he's half korean and can speak fluent Korean and Japanese , even though he clearly isn't. He also thinks he's married to bts Park Jimin. He has undergone 15 surgical and over 100 non-surgical to look like Park Jimin. He's Ex best friend also exposed him with a voice message, where he says that the only he's posting about BLM, is because he wants to be relevant, so he's literally saying that he is doing it so people won't stop talking about him. There was also a muslim women who tweeted about him, saying that he's a tool. He then got very offended by that comment and said " The only tool is you.....a symbol of oppression and brainwashing". The Women than said that he was the only one getting brainwashed. He Then replied with "Sweetie i'm not the one wearing a Burqa, a symbol of oppression and Brainwashing!" I hope that this'll make you consider blocking Oli on all socials, and actually cancel him.

Dobi Oli Free 

A Person that has a mental disability (usually autistic) , that also believes he/she is a demon . They can usually guess the day of any date , and can also evolve in the art of parkour , usually developing unconventional skills
Person 1: Someone help me , a school shooter has entered the classroom !

Person 2: Do you see that autistic kid running around in flames ?

Person 3: What a demon , I heard his name is Dobi Oli Free , I think he can save us

*Dobi Oli free grabs a table , and hits the shooter

*The shooter drops on the floor unconscious

Person 4:Dobi Oli Free , saved us !

Dirty Oli 

When someone licks your elbow while sitting on a zebra on a speed boat.
OMG I can’t fucking believe Dirty Oli is happening again, it’s the third time this week!
Dirty Oli by Ololololollar April 16, 2020
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Failure Shower 

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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