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olgaris

beautiful woman with a sweet smile. very kind. but don't get too comfortable because she will strike like a scorpion, if necessary.
Guy: I love how you're so nice and friendly.

Girl: Thanks but, trust and believe, I will go Olgaris on you if I have to.
by theonlyjavy December 21, 2016
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Olgaïsme

When u keep convincing people that there is paint in the sink and blame it on them. Actually it is you hallucinating.
Oh no my teacher is belonging to the Olgaïsme!
by PanPanouk January 24, 2018
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Olarised

The situation experienced when your work day becomes unproductive and wasteful due to an overbearing and unfocussed colleague disrupting your duties.

Usually the type of colleague you would enjoy having at a BBQ, but not in the workplace.
My project has been olarised, I have no time left in the day because he just won't shut-up
by xcxccx February 13, 2019
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Olgaism

Organism is a cult started by the 2021 De La Salle Lowers English (group 1) class. The cult worships Olga Chetcuti as its leader. A cult member is known as an Olgaist.
"Have you heard about Olgaism? It's basically like Christianity but cooler."
by olgaist_08 October 10, 2021
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Osgarism

Osgarism

A religion that worships the return of the one true missing ball.

Followers of Osgar, and their cult of Osgarism, prophecies that the missing ball of our Lord Osgar, will come back to us as Jesus, will to the Earth.

There is no solid proof, no written texts or illustrations to depict no define any real background to this sacred, freshly caught, beer batter fried sacred being. However word of mouth from his followers say that the missing ball is one in a set of balls.

It is said that to find the missing ball, to set forward a series of events leading to such a day of return, they must walk the pilgrims trail of the rat, or 'The rats trail'.

Along the way, one is said to come across countless dangers, including false information, to mislead the pilgrims. In between these impulsive fibs, oceanic odors may assault their noses, sindging their eyebrows and causing an irregular buildup of sebum from the skin. Legend says this can develop into a condition, where anything the pilgrim touches will meet the same oily fate as their skin.

Finally, at the end of this trail, the missing ball is said to be visible in an almost 'holographic' appearance, floating several feet from the ground, situated above a what resembles a barn, possibly housing sheep wearing wellies. One way speak out to the ball, but all they shall be met back with is "wha?"
"Hey i follow Christianity"

"Oh I follow Osgarism"
by ImExo May 25, 2024
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