"You know when you get jumped on by a bunch of pre-teens with obey caps and pink scooters and then they kill you. I have this problem quite a lot, 've actually been robbed three times this month by fourteen year-olds with obey caps riding pink scooters this week, it's a real inconvenience for me."

-Pyrocynical

"I dont know what school you go to, but your principle is a fucking saint for banning OBEY hats!" -Pyrocynical to The Hermadafrodite Kid

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak