A for of clothing used by retarded fourteen year-olds to have "SWAG." It has the same status as fuzzy dice and pink scooters.
"You know when you get jumped on by a bunch of pre-teens with obey caps and pink scooters and then they kill you. I have this problem quite a lot, 've actually been robbed three times this month by fourteen year-olds with obey caps riding pink scooters this week, it's a real inconvenience for me."


"I dont know what school you go to, but your principle is a fucking saint for banning OBEY hats!" -Pyrocynical to The Hermadafrodite Kid
by Equilorian May 2, 2016
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