nut gobbler 

a prostitute or whore that swallows a man's load. Made popular by a South Park episode involving the crippled Jimmy and his quest to find a prostitute to relieve his erection. Thanks Trey & Matt!!

That ho is a nut gobbler. She can't get enough of my jizz.

nut gobbler by Alain May 5, 2005

nut gobbler 

michael jackoson is the nut gobbler. word for word- he gobbles nuts

m.j: little boy will u sleep with me
boy- no way no how
m.j: oo darn
boy- shut up, the nut gobbler

nut gobbler by kevin stark May 3, 2005

Thanksgiving Nut Gobble 

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.

He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.

Thanksgiving Nut Gobble by srathraz November 27, 2009

nutgobbler 

A.) One who places a person's testicles in his or her mouth for the soul purpose of inflicting physical and emotional pain.

B.) A South Park character.

C.) A whore who sucks big balls.

D.) Any person who has ever been called one of the following: Louis, Ben, or Joey.

Man, you're such a nutgobbler. You practically bit them off!

nutgobbler by Nutgobbler III May 21, 2006

NutGobbler 

Gobbles your nuts but not your penis

The NutGobbler gobbled my nuts.

NutGobbler by NutGobbler September 5, 2005

Nutgobbler 

One who sucks balls when participating in oral sex

Person A: Damnnnnnn bro, Jesse's a fuckin' nutgobbler
Person B: she's my girlfriend you asshole

Nutgobbler by MountainousLiquidationBottle February 28, 2023

Nutgobbler 

The gobbler of the nuttiest nuts

Yo, have you seen Oliwier around?
Who?
You know, Oliwier?
OHHHH, do you mean the Nutgobbler?
Yea.

Nutgobbler by Nolax February 5, 2024