A Synonym for newb... a person who sucks or acts like he is good in a video game, mostly used in first person shooters
"OMGWTFBBQ! He shotgun'd me, what a nubcake"


"STFU you nub cake, all u did was camp with a sword"
by SynisterSilence July 31, 2009
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A person who fails constantly at doing things and is obese.
You're a nub and you look like a cake with all that fat. Therefore, you're a nubcake.

Nicole is a nubcake because she is unable to fit through the door and tie her shoelaces.
by Turd much? March 06, 2009
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Noun - when someone things that they can eat noobs for breakfast, but in fact it is the other way around.
wow that guy online thought he could own me but he is a total nubcake
by Naughty Papasmurf February 07, 2008
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Someone who is a nub at stuff.
Who doesn't know anything, or is new to it.
AYSHA FIAZ IS A NUBCAKES cos she doesnt knwo how to use a calculator :)
by sykestiffy December 13, 2008
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Commonly term used in RuneScape name which means "nub" derivation of "noob" (new player) or someone who doesn't have any experience.

Wilddragon_0 is a nubcake, he gets owned alot.
by thekru August 05, 2008
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its a misspell of the word Noob combined with cake
its only used for complete noobyness

the true Definition
nubcake is commonly used by leet gamers and nubcakes
1337 N008:Hey u nubcake
Me: Me a Nubcake? lets go duel and see who is a nubcake, Nubcake

2 seconds later

Me:*counting my booty*thats right nubcake
2 hours later
1337 n008:HEY NUBCAKE
Me:not again
by The penis rapist August 19, 2009
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