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noseyitis 

A terminal condition where individuals believe they have the right to intrude and inquire into others lives and personal business.

In particular, those who believe they have the right to ask any person with a disability what the disability is - prior to any appropriate social chit chat, general neighbourliness or without having offered to but them a drink.

In particular, those with Terminal Noseyitis will seek clarification of nature of the Noseyitis and find themselves here and reading this.

They will now know to ask the Disabled Person to accompany them to a suitable pub/bar and ply them with copious amounts of suitable drink - engage in suitable none disability related chit chat, and then after suitable level of human reaction pose the question again.... if they dare!
What's wrong with you?

Terminal Noseyitis!

Result - google search, reading this and either being very huffy, or getting the message and asking about preferred pub/bar!
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anti-nonsemitism 

To be proactively against anything and anyone who is non semetic
Semites typically practice anti-nonsemitism by default.
anti-nonsemitism by AcePK June 24, 2014

Nonsexyitis 

A disease where it is from the lack of sex usually resulting in attacking others or being angry slot of the time.
Denarius is just super mad cause she is suffering from nonsexyitis
Nonsexyitis by Axlnbrenda July 20, 2020

Noseitasism 

A museum of noses, usually found near the upper eastern parts of asia!
Hey, i like to look at noses, lets go to a Noseitasism!
Noseitasism by JustAwesomeness November 1, 2015

Nosyitia 

A disease that makes the person in everyone’s business and has to know all the drama that’s going on.
My friend has nosyitia
Nosyitia by Yourface June 2, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026