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caught with his hand in the nookie jar 

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.
The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.
Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
persona non-nookie by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019
One of the greatest songs Limp Bizkit ever made.
Wes Borland: "How you been, Fred?"

Fred Durst: "Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, So I left her."

Wes Borland: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That fucking sucks."

Fred Durst: "It's okay. You know why?"

Wes Borland: "Why?"

Fred Durst : "I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR...."

Wes Borland: "We should use that in a song!"
nookie by The Shadling September 2, 2017

nookie napkin 

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot
" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"
nookie napkin by Tw33dy December 1, 2014
the act of getting it on, making whoopie, doing the horizontal boogie or simply fucking
"I got me some damn good hot-ass nookie last night"
nookie by btezra October 24, 2002

nookie run 

A booty-call that requires travelling more than 50 miles; or, euphemistically, a booty-call that takes one farther than one would normally go for sex.
I don't care if she lives in effing OHIO, man. This girl is nookie-run material.
nookie run by grampa scully January 29, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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