nookie nookie

Shawnathan: "Damn girl you as sweet as a cookie, trynna take you home and do that nookie nookie..."

D'Andresia: "That all sounds lovely Shawnathan but why didn't you tell me you're married with four kids first?"

Shawnathan: "Tehehehe I'm shy"

nookie nookie by waazybaby October 26, 2020

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caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

caught with his hand in the nookie jar by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

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persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.

Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...

persona non-nookie by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019

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nookie

One of the greatest songs Limp Bizkit ever made.

Wes Borland: "How you been, Fred?"

Fred Durst: "Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, So I left her."

Wes Borland: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That fucking sucks."

Fred Durst: "It's okay. You know why?"

Wes Borland: "Why?"

Fred Durst : "I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR...."

Wes Borland: "We should use that in a song!"

nookie by The Shadling September 2, 2017

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nookie napkin

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot

" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"

nookie napkin by Tw33dy December 1, 2014

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nookie

the act of getting it on, making whoopie, doing the horizontal boogie or simply fucking

"I got me some damn good hot-ass nookie last night"

nookie by btezra October 24, 2002

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nookie run

A booty-call that requires travelling more than 50 miles; or, euphemistically, a booty-call that takes one farther than one would normally go for sex.

I don't care if she lives in effing OHIO, man. This girl is nookie-run material.

nookie run by grampa scully January 29, 2004

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