Noobsex 

The best kind of sex cause niether person knows it's bad

Derp 1: You down for that party tonight?
Derp 2: You already know, I'm tryna get me some noobsex mang
Derp 1: What? Aren't you a virgin?
Derp 2: That's exactly why it's gonna be so good

Noobsex by ImWitDerp April 17, 2013

Noobseed 

He who spawns other noobs. But he himself is also a noob.

"Man, Jim is such a noobseed trying to rickroll me"

Noobseed by kev1natthedisco January 17, 2009

noobser 

Its "loser" and "noob" in the same word

Person 1: Have you seen the dude who plays fornite with his feet?
Person 2: Yeah hes a noobser.

noobser by anonymous February 20, 2022