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Noghtimng 

A term used in text messages to convey that the sender of the text message is not drunk. This term is usually used when the sender is indeed drunk.
Person 1: "Dude check out this text message I got."
Person 2: "'Im so good noghtimng.' What does that even mean?"
Person 3: "This girl is wasted but she won't admit it."
Noghtimng by LoverOfWagner November 29, 2009
Words you can keep

Nightingale 

Listen do you hear that ?
I don’t hear anything

That’s the point….no nightingales

Blah blah

*every*
Nightingale by LlamaUrMother September 7, 2023

Nightingale syndrome 

The Florence Nightingale effect is a situation where a caregiver develops romantic feelings for their patient. Many often misunderstand the term to mean the opposite; that is, a patient falling in love with the caregiver as a result of interpreting an amiable bedside manner as affection.
See Florence_Nightingale_effect on Wikipedia, often confused with Nightingale syndrome (which is something else entirely).
Nightingale syndrome by Walkman100 January 19, 2016

Nightingale Pasta 

A phrase that is used when more than one neighbors sexual activities can be heard at the same time, giving the impression that a nightingale is dying in boiling agony. The common response to this layer of awkwardness is to eat pasta.
I swear all my neighbors were going at it last night...so I had to bust out the old nightingale pasta cuz I don't have a girlfriend.
Nightingale Pasta by KosherBob January 4, 2021

Nightingale 

Beautiful woman that has eyes of a godess amazing singer, falls deep loves hard is family orientated , dosent have a bad bone in her a really amazing kisser , all nightingale's tend to be incredibly gorgeous with the most flawless skin , but watch out for her short wick temper Everybody needs a nightingale
Nightingales are keepers
Nightingale by Jane webb December 17, 2013

Lisa Nightingale 

16 year old Snapchat model. Everyone thinks she is gorgeous. She dated Jacob Sartorius in the past.
Have you seen Lisa Nightingale’s story? She’s so stunning.
Lisa Nightingale by wjohntucker December 20, 2018

nightingaling 

Just like the bird that sings at night, the action of nightingaling means to cough, talk, or make any other kind of interruptive sound in order to alter the mood, or in extreme (but far more common than expected) cases, interrupt the sexual act of that couple which is a bit too loud and a bit too close and you are just trying to sleep.
Carlos : Sean! WTF? I was in the middle of something!
Sean: Well... I needed to sleep... so...
Carlos: You fuckin nightingaler! I HATE NIGHTINGALING
Sean: And she was my best friend you know!
Carlos: LOL
Sean: Idiot....
nightingaling by Se St Se July 4, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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