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A hare or a grouse that someone has bashed so much on with a cudgel; without killing it, that it is no longer possible to ascertain what it is.
Person 1: See here's my new noelk, I made it yesterday.
Person 2: Cool!
Person 1: Guess what kind of animal I used do make it.
Person2 : No I can't; it is impossible to see if you used a hare or a grouse.
by Rimskahp April 25, 2014
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