nipple zipper 

A type of zipper seen on a jacket (particularly fleece jackets) positioned directly over the nipples. Nipple zippers are most recognized when in pairs. When the zipper is pointing up the nipple zippers are considered to be perky.

We could tell that Jae was in a good mood on Monday because his nipple zippers were looking quite perky.

nipple zipper by Andy "Pants" Jones March 7, 2008

Arizonian Nipple Zapper 

This sex act follows when a male professional welder, is in intercourse outside on to a female, with nipple piercings, in the heat of the Arizonian sun, onto the female at climax not only does he pull out and unleashes his load all over her, but afterwards, he welds her nipples together with the welding kit in his rusty, fuck-ass truck, and then welds her welded nipples onto a Saguaro Cactus, and pushes several watts of electricity into her nipples, until the cactus is on fire

Guy 1: "Dude, She turned me on so badly, I decided to actually turn on my welder kit, and zap the shit out of her!"
Guy 2: "Where were you when this happened?"
Guy 1: "Arizona, why?"
Guy 2: "I think you should call this the 'Arizonian Nipple Zapper!"

Arizonian Nipple Zapper by JamesPage February 4, 2025

Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome 

Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces

Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street

Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome by Nutty irish sicko June 9, 2009

nipplelipper 

An adult mail who longs to be breast fed

A man walks up to a women and asks her if she is into breastfeeding a nipplelipper.

nipplelipper by Snowly October 10, 2022