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nipple zipper

A type of zipper seen on a jacket (particularly fleece jackets) positioned directly over the nipples. Nipple zippers are most recognized when in pairs. When the zipper is pointing up the nipple zippers are considered to be perky.
We could tell that Jae was in a good mood on Monday because his nipple zippers were looking quite perky.
by Andy "Pants" Jones March 7, 2008
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Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome

Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces
Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street
by Nutty irish sicko June 9, 2009
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