nipple rat 

A bum that wears open shirts exposing the nipples and sells raw meats out of his pants on bar patios.

I was enjoying a Sunday funday with friends when a nipple rat rolled up on a bicycle and offered us some lukewarm meats from his pants.

nipple rat by ex girlfriend_420 November 1, 2022

Nipple to Breast Ratio (N.B.R.) 

The ratio the areola to breast, in which the breast will be judged upon.

Jenny had bad N.B.R. because her nipples were the size of dinner plates.

Nipple to Breast Ratio (N.B.R.) by JoeVandal September 8, 2003

Nipple to breast ratio 

It is imperative when considering the perfect breast, to consider the Nipple to Breast Ratio, or N.B.R, of course other factors must be considered, such as nipple colour differentiation to breast colour, nipple texture, nipple volume and nipple positioning, however N.B.R tops this list. If the nipple is burger like in size, even the most wonderful of breasts can be ruined in an instant, if the nipple is tiny like a pea, the breast is compromised by having to compensate for lack of said nipple. If you find a woman with a apparent perfect N.B.R (a score out of 10) lock her down immediately, she is golden.

Bloke 1: You should have seen the body on this girl I had intercourse with last night!

Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?

Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.

Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?

Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.

Bloke 2: Get out of my life.

Nipple to breast ratio by The Nipple Perfectionist June 22, 2012

nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson accidentally exposed her entire right breast.

Nipplegate provoked a media frenzy.

nipplegate by killswitch1968 February 5, 2004

Nipplehat 

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.

Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”

Nipplehat by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018

Nippleatick 

When your talking too a friend and say Nippleatick. in which you grab one of your man boobs and smack someone on the head. preferably taking your boob out!

You: "Hey John!" John: "Hi" You: "Nippleatick!!!!!"
John: "what the fuck!?!?"

Nippleatick by The United States Of America November 5, 2010

nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson deliberately exposed her entire right breast.

Conservative wackos went apeshit over nipplegate, because they think seeing a boob will scar children for life.

nipplegate by LuvBoobies February 7, 2007