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Ninjostic 

Like a diagnostic, a test to see what is wrong, but Ninja style. It's a test to see how much ninjosity you have.
Dude, I'm testing for my black belt today.

Dude, that's a total ninjostic! your master is totally gonna see how much ninjosity you have in that black belt test
Ninjostic by 9887667 December 20, 2008
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ninjetic 

dude that spidermonkey was ninjetic!!!!!
ninjetic by The Urban Ninja March 14, 2010

ninjastic 

Ninja and fantastic put into one. Being as fantastic as a ninja.
Behold my kunai! I am ninjastic!
ninjastic by YumeChan February 21, 2004

Ninjistic 

(Adj) - Having ninja like qualities.
The ninjistic man entered and exited the room without making a sound.
Ninjistic by KC HAYNES March 5, 2010

Nignostic 

An African who is also an Agnostic. Or an Agnostic who is also African
"Wow, I didn't realize that Jeremy was a nignostic, since he is black and an agnostic..."
Nignostic by Venom157 May 31, 2009

ninjistics 

A term related to the amount of questions a ninja can answer in one Podcast. There is not a number high enough to count how many he could answer.
In the process of processing these ninjistics, your head would explode, like Scanners, if you also added a big spoonful of Wrath of Khan.

See also ninjonics, the more urban form of the word.
Last night my brother asked Uncle Ninja how many questions he could answer in a podcast. Uncle dropped into ninjistics mode. Later my mother made me clean up the fragments of my dear brother's head.
ninjistics by Caitlin the Ninja August 10, 2006

ninjatic 

("ninge-ATTIC"): Something that was ninja-like; acrobatic, swift, fast, accurate, impressive. Also having 'mad skillz'.
After getting ripped on a case of beer and lighting his papasan on fire, Bo did this totally ninjatic flip over the flaming chair and nearly busted his ass.
ninjatic by mastaaar September 23, 2005
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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