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ninjaukal 

(1)A form of the japanese samauri. A very old organization its origins are hundreds of years old. Much of its history has been lost and not many ninjaukals exist today yet they all have indomitable fighting skills in ninjitsu. No matter what weapons you use a ninjaukal will never die.
what the hell is a ninjaukal? he's a wicked juggalo clown representing the psycopathic family. Also known to knock a head off with a neck chop. Stealth enough to sneak in your house and have sex with your wife. Can manipulate the world into thinking that "eminem" is really the definition of a cocaine snorting homosexual. You remember that hotdog you ate last week? It was really a turd with sauerkraut on it.
ninjaukal by Dalvir916 AKA LJ September 2, 2006
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Ninjaywalk 

Stealthy jaywalking that can occasionally be of badass proportions
Person 1: Dude! I turned away for one second, and then you were on the other side of the street despite all this traffic.

Person 2: Yeah, I ninjaywalked.
Ninjaywalk by ComoMococo February 28, 2011
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Ninjacal 

adj. an action of incredible ninja prowess to the point it can be considered magical
Jet Li was mas ninjacal in "Once Upon A Time In China".
"that catch was ninjacal man."

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026