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Internet/text/irc speak for "now I feel like an idiot."

Often used when the speaker doesn't know the meaning of a phrase or term.
They: ktb
You: Umm . . . huh?
They: 'kay, thanks, bye.
You: niflai
They: Umm . . . huh?
niflai by Franklin Graham May 6, 2010
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m. (noun) A vile and slimy toad with passive behavior, living to serve others willingly or unwillingly. The latter case is irrelevant at any rate. Some uncivilized cultures consider this creature cute or homosexually attractive.
Niflamol go make me some milk.

At once, sir!
Niflamol by nosphiel November 27, 2011
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nifail is a boy who is so kind,VERY FUN TABLE PARTNER and JUST MAKES U LAUGH BY DOING ANYTHING,smart,makes good art,very creative,very good sense of humour and understanding
bro nifail is so fun to be around
nifail by syahira alieya November 22, 2021
A highly contagious disease that is extremely disgusting and is particular to individuals in the South Asian community. It is best to stay as far away from individuals possessing this disease as possible.
"Yooo, I'm not feeling too good..."
"OH MY GOD! Dude, get the fuck away from me."
"Why, what's wrong?"
"You've got nilaids!"
nilaids by Nilay Patel October 21, 2018

nifaliophobia 

nifaliophobia is the fear of being sober
Drunk #1:Should we slow down, man?
Drunk #2:Nah, i gotta get CRUNK!
Drunk #1:Dude, youre got serious nifaliophobia
Drunk #2:Trillz.
nifaliophobia by vinnii April 7, 2007
a strong, independent bowl of indian curry.
"man i want a big steaming bowl of that good looking Nilai."
Nilai by cheeseplease17 November 2, 2016
I don't know my name
I don't play by the rules of the game
So you say I'm just trying, just trying
So I heard you are my sister's friend
You get along quite nicely
You ask me why I cut my hair
And changed myself completely
I don't know my name
I don't play by the rules of the game
So you say I'm just trying, just trying
I went from bland and popular
To joining the marching band
I made the closest friends
I'll ever have in my lifetime
I am lost, trying to get found
In an ocean of people
Please don't ask me any questions
There won't be a valid answer
I'll just say
That I don't know my name
I don't play by the rules of the game
So you say I'm just trying, just trying
I now know my name
I don't play by the rules of the game
So you say I'm not trying
But I'm trying to find my way
Nifail is Despacito
Nifail by Rforred October 7, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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