newsheimers 

/n(y)o͞ozˌhīmərz/
1. Used to describe an imaginary affliction suffered by journalists, reporters, or mainstream news outlets to forget about things that they have written or published in the past that contradicts or disproves articles that they have written at a later date.

2. Also used in the same context to describe information that may be important to the subject that is being written or talked about but is left out, typically to push a certain narrative.

1. The writer that wrote about objectifying women must have newsheimers since he wrote later about how the actress has gained too much weight.

2. It's clear the news organisation has newsheimers when they talked about terrorism statistics, but left out the 'September 11th' attacks in the USA.

newsheimers by BleuSkiddew May 3, 2017

nelsheimers 

An unfortunate and incurable medical condition. Symptoms include: very old age, annoying behavior, forgetfullness, nostalgia for yesteryear, crankiness, crustiness, long-winded email writing, and a pot-bellied appearance. But mostly just old, very old, age and the innate ability to effortlessly annoy anyone within earshot. Nelsheimers patients often appear disoriented and just keep asking for "a little black caulk." No one is sure exactly how the disease is transmitted, but the CDC reports a recent north Florida outbreak appears to have been linked to a rusty old pitcher pump.

Ugg, that dude used to be just fine until he was diagnosed with Nelsheimers. What a shame.

nelsheimers by 93%DegreeGuy June 10, 2016

nelsheimers 

An unfortunate and incurable medical condition. Symptoms include: very old age, annoying behavior, forgetfullness, nostalgia for yesteryear, crankiness, crustiness, long-winded email writing, and a pot-bellied appearance. But mostly just old, very old, age and the innate ability to effortlessly annoy anyone within earshot. Nelsheimers patients often appear disoriented and just keep asking for "a little black caulk." No one is sure exactly how the disease is transmitted, but the CDC reports a recent north Florida outbreak appears to have been linked to a rusty old pitcher pump.

Ugg, that dude used to be just fine until he was diagnosed with Nelsheimers. What a shame.

nelsheimers by 93%DegreeGuy June 10, 2016