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netnick

A netnick is someone who obsessively uses the internet.
Sally has become such a netnick that she thinks there is no other resource for information.
There are so many netnicks getting their news from the internet that newspapers are going the way of the Dodo.
by JC Donovan January 14, 2009
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netdicks and chill

A gay orgy while netflix is playing in the background.
The guys are coming over for netdicks and chill!
by zacherzach March 26, 2016
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Nutnick

A scab on one's ball sack resulting from
a razor cut while shaving
She says to him "what is this" he states "c'mon baby, it's just a nutnick"
Most likely isn't true, but it sells
by tinkerslink December 9, 2008
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netpicking

"Netpicking" is a type of obfuscation and/or nitpicking that generally derives from overfocus on tangential or irrelevant aspects of something as posted on the internet.

"Netpicking" is extremely common in internet message board style exchanges where words and images can be misinterpreted (intentionally or unintentionally), and dissected for technical or semantic inaccuracies, flaws, loopholes, or exploitable phraseologies.

While the "netpick" may be well-intentioned and innocent at times, it's more often used as a defense mechanism in flame wars and debates. The purpose is to ignore the greater, more obvious point, and instead redirect the discussion to something that probably shouldn't even be up for debate.

Other forms of the "netpick" manifest as pointles and often cruel hypercriticism based on "online-only" standards of excellence, beauty, competence, etc. held by the netpicker, who is most likely nowhere near a position to be judging anyone else by said standards.

"Fail" vs "Win" mentality is often a symptom of "netpickers", who rely on the buffer of anonymous internet identities to protect them from the constant hyper-scrutiny they heap upon others, merely for the purpose of entertainment through pointlessly negative commentary.
"Fritz totally ignored my point about abortion's effect on society, and started going off about the definition of 'society'! He was clearly just netpicking."

"I don't care if she has sharp knees. She's hot, and YOUR last date had to be crated at the end of the night. Stop netpicking."
by lordjupiter February 9, 2010
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Russian Nutnick

A Russian Nutnick occurs when you hurry through manscaping your nutsack.
I was rushing through trimming my ball pubes when I gave myself the Russian Nutnick.
by Minksie February 17, 2010
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netdicks and chill

A gay orgy while netflix is playing in the background!
Yo, we gonna have netdicks and chill night?
by Zacherzach211 March 9, 2016
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NotNickGG

The most turnt up way to say you have a horse cock of a shlong
Yo I have a NotNickGG on god.
by THE GOD DADDY January 12, 2021
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