naughty stick

That pole men like to jam into warm and exciting new places.

"She can play with my naughty stick any day."

by bellend chewer January 16, 2005

naughty neighbour twatting stick

a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.

mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick

by mooji September 30, 2007