National murder day is when you can murder people and appreciate murder. Lots of killers like this day. It is may 17th and it is not celebrated that much any more.
by Hellohellohello1212123 January 3, 2021
Get the National murder day mug.October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.
Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔
by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020
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