nasal rape 

the point where your straw enters your nasal cavity unannounced to you while trying to drink your beverage of choice

person one: i was eating a sandwich yesterday and went to drink my soda and the straw missed my mouth and went into my nose

person two: dude, you just got nasal raped

nasal rape by noserape April 26, 2010

Nasal gang rape 

When you've done loads too much and you can't breathe - you try to blow your nose and your brain falls out. Drugs have taken over your nose and have repeatedly fucked your nostil with a big black dildo

Nasal gang rape
Nose fucking
Inbred, butt muncher, ponce, moron probably from Adelaide and breeds bush pigs

Nasal gang rape by Your Mum likes Bush Onion February 19, 2011

Naval Rape 

v.: spraying old spice into someones naval. fun when done to roommates. the point is to burn the hell out of their naval. usually followed by the tribal yelling of naval rape
old spiced is also acceptable

Yo lets naval rape the heck out of dan since he is being such a douche.

Naval Rape by OldSpiced October 21, 2009