Narcoamorous 

adj; Having the quality of groping your partner constantly while you sleep.

Studies are currently investigating any possible links between narcoamorous behavior and morning wood, but nothing has firmed-up yet.

"You really should see a doctor - you're way too narcoamorous!"

Drool from your mouth
Don't look very glamorous
Dream-wood in the South
Welcome, Narcoamorous!

Narcoamorous by SifuPhil August 7, 2011