NarChaD 

Narchad.. a group of ferrets who play games together. Also known as morons. They normally dwell in caverns or other dark places. Normal behaviour is to congregate in small numbers of 5. But it has been known for up to 20 NarChaDians to be together at once. As for mating they normally dont but in special occasions they do meet up and have a laugh.

1: What you doing tonight, wanna come out?
2: Sorry i cant matie... gotta spend time with the narchad.

NarChaD by Lone19202020 June 30, 2008

narchaeologist 

A person who digs into your past to find information to negatively affect you today. This person could also be called a snitch, a narc, or tattletail

Karen is such a narchaeologist. She told my girlfriend about a Facebook post from 5 years ago.

narchaeologist by TheRealSkizzle August 19, 2019

narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist 

One who thinks so highly of themselves, and where they fit into the grand scheme of things that they stay awake for days on end, so the world doesn't have to go on without them, questioning the existence of dog, and thinking, that with their own omnipotent judgement, that they probably are dog, the new incarnation of dog himself, or maybe just a nobody. You have to use the definition as an example...I said so...please.

Hubby: "Honey, I know it's 3 am , but UH... I think you need to make me a cup of coffee, I have to send another definition to Urban Dictionary,, the world is probably counting on me to do so...and while you're up, you need to let out the GOD."
Wifey: "expletive,, mmhgfevgkjgjgnmmamum" (inaudible to human ears, but Hubby knows what she said).
Hubby: "I am not a narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist, or am I ? JEJUS!!!,, Do I have to do everything? JEJUS!!! What the hell is everybody's problem.? If there is a hell, I'll have to straighten stuff out down there, I ain't never gonna get no sleep."

narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist by terryzz February 24, 2009

Narchaeology 

nar· chae· ol· o· gy ˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jē

1: the science of sifting through the evidence and applying critical thinking to determine if someone is a victim of narcissism versus someone who is projecting their own narcissism.

2: the scientific study of narcissistic remains (such as their effects on relationships, sanity, personal outlook, and ability to form new relationships.)

narchaeologicalˌnär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-kəl adjective
narchaeologically ˌär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-k(ə-)lē adverb
narchaeologistˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jist noun

"Fred has a blog dedicated to publicly smearing people while simultaneously asserting he is the victim of their abuse. Narchaeologists say this is a common form of narcissistic projection and gaslighting but many are unable to see the irony."

"Linda has gone no-contact with Jim after enduring years of his abuse. Jim has been deprived of his narcissistic supply so he harasses her incessantly while employing a word salad to accuse her of 'violent silence' and 'passive aggressive torture' in an effort to solicit a response from her. It doesn't require a degree in narchaeology to read between the lines and see through Jim's bullshit."

"Respected narchaeologist I. Carl Bolshit writes in his book 'CrazyMaking: Projecting projection and similar mind-fucking techniques' that the debate about whether narcissists believe their own lies has been raging in academic circles for years."

"Kay Keneetit, President of the NIA (Narchaeological Institute of America) recently outed himself as a long-time covert narcissist in a series of events that has the scientific community reeling."

"Narchaelogically speaking, the 'flying monkeys' that enable narc abuse are often found to lack common sense."

"After performing a 4 week narchaeological dig on Bill and Susan's marriage, it was discovered by their relationship counselor that even though Bill constantly refers to himself as an empath and a victim, he has an unquenchable thirst for drama and thinks he has moral authority over Susan."

Narchaeology by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

narcadism 

A religion based on the soul act of urinating in someone else's shoe while reading bible verses.

Homo: wanna join the religion known as narcadism.
PAPA: what in the hell is that.
Homo: ill show u *pulls out bible*
Homo: *starts urinating in shoe*

narcadism by linguini noodle February 26, 2018

narcademic

The prevalent outbreak of narcissistic traits and behaviours in today’s global society.

Narcissistic behaviour is becoming so common through out society that one could consider it as an narcademic.

narcademic by #listeningactively November 2, 2020

narcademic

The prevalent outbreak of narcissistic traits and behaviours in today’s global society.

Narcissistic behaviour is becoming so common through out society that one could consider it as an narcademic.

narcademic by #listeningactively November 2, 2020