napwalking 

Similar to sleep walking. But when u nap it Means u are asleep but u can hear things. So u are walking and can hear things so you do a certain action when you hear something because. It's your reflexes.

I was napwalking and heard strange sounds yet not knowing what I'm doing.

napwalking by Plebkid May 8, 2018

nigwalking

The typical method for ghetto citizens to cross the road. Usually done in heavy traffic, often with a stroller or toddler on the shoulders of the nigwalker.

Never performed at a crosswalk or other meaningful place -- these are tools of The Man and must be avoided. Must be done casually as if crossing your living room.

Advanced nigwalkers will dart out from between two parked cars. Hit them and you will be sued for all you're worth.

"Godammit, I almost ran over that coon nigwalking with his niglet."

"Jaywalking if for honkies. Nigwalking is keeping it real."

nigwalking by spamsashimi February 23, 2013

Napalming the Jungle 

A term first coined by the Oatmeal, Napalming the Jungle occurs when somebody puts large amounts of Sriracha Rooster Sauce on food so that others will not consume, or whenever somebody puts it on Crappy Asian Food.

Girl: "Hey, your Pai Thai looks really tasty. I guess I should have ordered more than saltine crackers and ice water, huh? Tee-Hee! Mind if I have a bite?"

Guy: "Of course not! Go right ahea-WOOPS!"

*Squirting sound of Sriracha sauce on food, the action of Napalming the Jungle*

Napalming the Jungle by PHENN November 12, 2012

napsacking 

The art of pretending to be tired before having sex so that you can immediately fall asleep afterwards and skip the pillow talk, emotional breakdown, honest confessions, etc..

I knew that she was wanting to talk about the abortion so I made sure to look like I was napsacking as soon as she came over.

napsacking by B-rad D. March 14, 2012

napalming Vietnam 

v. When one has violent diarrhea that burns.

JR: Oh man, what is that smell?

Mark: Unggh... I just got done napalming Vietnam, dude.

napalming Vietnam by ispeakmetal November 4, 2006

Napalming 

The act of farting on someone/something.

Like a cropdust, except it's localized to one's shoulder etc.

Napalming on your laptop proved to be a great time!

Napalming by NNT December 15, 2008

Narwalling 

When you strap a dildo to your forehead and shove it in an anus or vagina while eating out the opposite area at the same time. This can be a heterosexual or homosexual thing.

Sally can't wait to narwal tommy tonight. Or..... Misty and Elizabeth really enjoy narwalling.

Narwalling by Fit em January 15, 2019