naptime bitches 

What your hot wife says to the 11- and 12-year-old girls playing mini softball and arguing in your hotel room during an extended rain delay

It’s supposed to be naptime bitches!

naptime bitches by anonymous July 23, 2022

naptime bitches 

What your hot wife says to the 11- and 12-year-old girls playing mini softball and arguing in your hotel room during an extended rain delay

It’s supposed to be naptime bitches!

naptime bitches by anonymous July 23, 2022

naptime bitches 

What my hot wife says to the 11- and 12-year-olds playing mini softball and arguing in our hotel room during an extended mid-afternoon rain delay

It’s supposed to be naptime bitches!

naptime bitches by anonymous July 23, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008