napigate

To fall asleep during a road trip while riding shotgun and holding the only map, usually causing a delay in schedule and frustration in friends, family, etc.

We should have arrived by 4, but I napigated most of the way and we didn't get there 'til 6.

by TravelinMatt June 14, 2006

Nagigate

Having someone nag you while giving you directions. Usually while driving. Usually a wife.

We'll be there in a bit, I'm driving and my wife will nagigate the whole way.

My wife thought we were lost and nagigated until we finally parked.

Stop freakin' nagigating, I know where I'm going.

by grinningdog January 10, 2013

Navigate the Windward Passage

Another term for Anal Sex

Captain Cook couldn't wait to show the Tahitian Cheif's daughter how well he could Navigate the Windward Passage, before a Ziffon and setting sail for Australia.

by Cinocat December 1, 2011

To Navigate

1. A band
2. A song performed by the band "Keeping Ellis"

1. The band was keeping ellis, but then they broke up so some remaining members of the band formed one of their songs as their band name, hence "To navigate".
2. A KICK ASS SONG!!!

by Arley June 14, 2004

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009

Napinated

The stimulation you get by taking a nap.

I am way over napinated today

by K. Small April 26, 2008

Navigate-whore

1. (n) A materialistic shallow female who shows interest in a man because he drives a luxury SUV or any luxury type vehicle. see also Escaladies

I can hear the navigate-whores over there clucking at passing cars.

by Mad Sclupu August 11, 2005