myssa 

Myssa is a confident and caring human, she always knows how others are feeling and can change a bad mood around instantly. She is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet in a lifetime, inside and out. She’s easy at hiding her feelings and often builds a wall so that others won’t see that side of her. Once she gains trust she will start to take down the wall brick by brick. Whatever you do, don’t lose her, she will be the girl you’ll marry someday and spend the rest of your life with. She is one of the most respectful people you will ever meet, return that.

Wow, is her name Myssa? ❤️💫

myssa by srw2020 March 4, 2018

sext message 

An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.

Hot damn, take a look at this nasty sext message I just got. I don't even know who the hell she is.

sext message by hnoss February 19, 2017

Swansea, Massachusetts 

Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.

The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.

Swansea, Massachusetts by oceancats March 7, 2017

Blow Massage 

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

Blow Massage by Mr BigG April 7, 2015

Indian Scalp Massage 

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.

I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."

Indian Scalp Massage by Milan the dude April 22, 2015

Great Area 51 Massacre 

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.

Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."

Great Area 51 Massacre by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.

OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.

rantdumb messages by jpg3 November 22, 2011