myspace bitch

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one of the trickiest mutation of "human" kind. A myspace bitch will use the camera/ photoshop to create her own fake image for others to be deceived. A myspace bitch when she s not readin her favorite book "why men love bitches" spends her time browsin through profiles in order to find some male victim to fall in her trap. Usually up for rich whities, preferably not too bright. Reality is far out from what they present themselves to be. they love been commented on their pics.

OMG!!check out claire's page! she s such a myspace bitch!!

myspace bitch by totallrecall September 9, 2007

Words you can keep

myspace bitch

One who is addicted to or excessively surfs myspace.com.

You been on Myspace for three hours now?! You a myspace bitch fam.

myspace bitch by ATM April 23, 2006

myspace bitch

someone who designs another person's myspace, sometimes for monetary benefit. very skilled with html and has a lot of extra time

person one: i dont really like my myspace...
person two: you could always get a myspace bitch

myspace bitch by caterthegator July 31, 2008

MySpace Bitch

A person stuck in the mid 2000's that looks like they jumped right out of a Myspace profile.
The look usually consists of: profile pictures taken from way above the head, edgy My Chemical Romance lyrics posted as statuses, jelly bracelets and monster tab necklaces are apart of their every day attire, and cannot leave the house without their very loved black studded belt and clip on 'coon tail hair extensions.

Look at that girl unironically listening to NeverShoutNever! on her Zune. Talk about a true MySpace bitch.

MySpace Bitch by Uncle Chux June 11, 2017

myspacebitchtool

Someone who takes their own pictures.
Someone who Zooms in on their stupid glasses for their profile pic.

OMG! Toby is such a myspacebitchtool
STFU! NO WAY!

myspacebitchtool by Allen Hoffman January 11, 2009

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026