myspace bitch 

one of the trickiest mutation of "human" kind. A myspace bitch will use the camera/ photoshop to create her own fake image for others to be deceived. A myspace bitch when she s not readin her favorite book "why men love bitches" spends her time browsin through profiles in order to find some male victim to fall in her trap. Usually up for rich whities, preferably not too bright. Reality is far out from what they present themselves to be. they love been commented on their pics.

OMG!!check out claire's page! she s such a myspace bitch!!

myspace bitch by totallrecall September 9, 2007

myspace bitch 

One who is addicted to or excessively surfs myspace.com.

You been on Myspace for three hours now?! You a myspace bitch fam.

myspace bitch by ATM April 23, 2006

myspace bitch 

someone who designs another person's myspace, sometimes for monetary benefit. very skilled with html and has a lot of extra time

person one: i dont really like my myspace...
person two: you could always get a myspace bitch

myspace bitch by caterthegator July 31, 2008

MySpace Bitch 

A person stuck in the mid 2000's that looks like they jumped right out of a Myspace profile.
The look usually consists of: profile pictures taken from way above the head, edgy My Chemical Romance lyrics posted as statuses, jelly bracelets and monster tab necklaces are apart of their every day attire, and cannot leave the house without their very loved black studded belt and clip on 'coon tail hair extensions.

Look at that girl unironically listening to NeverShoutNever! on her Zune. Talk about a true MySpace bitch.

MySpace Bitch by Uncle Chux June 11, 2017

myspacebitchtool 

Someone who takes their own pictures.
Someone who Zooms in on their stupid glasses for their profile pic.

OMG! Toby is such a myspacebitchtool
STFU! NO WAY!

myspacebitchtool by Allen Hoffman January 11, 2009