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chink my eyes 

when someone says something stupid or lame or there trying to be cool but fails miserably you high pitch your voice, squint your eyes, raise your eyebrows and say slowly chink my eyes

(its typically used in california)
( extremely ugly guy says) "damn dude i got hit on by so many girls at a party last night"

(legit guy says) " chink my eyes"
chink my eyes by sadfargisbahzal August 5, 2009

chink in my chain 

when a friend or family member constantly fucks things up for you no matter what they do.

Used to describe someone who ruins the natural patterns that happen in life. (a marriage, relationships)
Guido, if i allow you to marry my daughter, you better not become the chink in my chain.

That damn guy that married my daughter is a chink in my chain.

chink in my armor 

The chink that infiltrates your "armor", or society, with the intention of chinking it up, which is the verb form of the word "chink".
Damn, Gloria Ye really filled my dick with STD's, she was a real chink in my armor.

Chick-fil-a and sit on my face

Pretty self descriptive I think, the best substitute for a relationship 'til girls learn how to act right.
Damn she a baddie.. I wonder if she tryna chick-fil-a and sit on my face

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick 

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"
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