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mushy biscuit 

A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to consume the biscuit.
"Mikey and Jason were playing the mushy biscuit game, and because he was so shy because of his crooked penis, Jason came first, and Mikey had to eat that soggy mushy mess of a biscuit.. he almost puked."
mushy biscuit by James Cameron November 28, 2007
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mushy biscut 

A game where a bunch of people (mainly guys) sit around biscut and spoof over it. The last guy (or girl.. O.o) to jizzle on the bizzle has to eat it. Fun for the family of all ages.
Four guys around teh soon to be mushy biscut.

Todd: *jizzles*
Jake: *jizzles*
Andrew: *jizzles*
Richtard: *doesn't jizzle on the bizzle*
Richtard: ... awshroom!
mushy biscut by flowerface+gaawa December 10, 2008

Mushy Buscuit

A game in which a group of people gather round a buscuit. They then proceed to pull down their trousers, whip out their cocks and masturbate furiously. The idea is to splooge onto the buscuit as fast as you can. The last person to ejaculate onto the buscuit is forced to eat it.
Speaker A: "Hey guys, let's play us some Mushy Buscuit!"

Group: "Alright!"

Speaker B: "Ugh...Ugh...Ahhh...Alright!"

Speaker A: "Ahhhh...Aw, thank god."

Speaker C: "Wait, you guys are done already? ...Fuck."
Mushy Buscuit by Yan Y. July 15, 2007

Mushy Biscuits 

When a group of men or women compete to be the last to ejaculate on a biscuit. Whoever ejaculates first has to eat the biscuit that everyone else has cum upon.
"Dude, we played Mushy Biscuits last night. It was sick. And I totally lost."
"What'd you have to do when you lost?"

"I had to eat the cum-biscuit..."

MUSHY BISQUIT 

Mushy bisquit is a game associated with bukkake, where multiple men start jerkin their meat at the same time over a fresh bisquit. Each member tries to blow their load as quick as they can onto the bisquit. The last person to spit white rain on the bisquit has to eat the (now) mushy bisquit.
I walked in on my gay roommate, Derek, playing mushy bisquit with his fag friends. Homo.
MUSHY BISQUIT by Sectumsempra*** August 25, 2010

musky biscuits 

Honey you need to go wash your musky biscuits
musky biscuits by waternymph April 20, 2016
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