muscle skirt

a muscle shirt or wife beater that is unnecessarily long, usually at least halfway down the thighs, that looks like it's a skirt if you don't know what it is

Pascal: Check out this wife beater, it really accentuates my pecs, don't you think?
Sam: Sure, but why did you get such a long one?
Pascal: It's not that long, I just wanted to get-
Sam: A muscle skirt?
Pascal: It's not a muscle skirt.
Sam: Yes it is! Go look in a mirror, it's almost down to your knees!

by Tigerboy July 21, 2008

Muscle shirt

A shirt worn by weedy polish post grads to accentuate their otherwise unnoticeable arm muscles, in the vain attempt to attract women, and detract from the fact they have compulsive erections.

'Ey, ey, ey, 'Enry I got some muscle shirts, now the laydeez will be like "ooo I wanna rub your pecs so bad!"...no, I don't see why I need to be subtle'

by James March 16, 2005