munchkinly 

sneaky, devious, nasty, back-stabbing or using the rules in an otherwise cunningly misleading manner to trick someone, whether in a game or in real life.

Named after the cardgame Munchkin, where players are encouraged to mislead and backstab eachother, and even cheat (allowed as long as you're not caught).

In an game of Munchkin Impossible, Steve is has "British" as a loyalty, allowing him to walk away unharmed if a monster is more than 10 levels stronger than him.

He encounters a level 20 monster, himself being level 7, and walks away safely. His opponent quickly plays a +5 bonus on him, making him strong enough not to be able to walk away but not strong enough to beat the monster.

A proper response by Steve would be: "Oh, how munchkinly!"

munchkinly by picodealion May 21, 2011

hoochie munchkin 

A hoochie munchkin is a beer store employee who wears big hoop earings and wears very short skirts. She tends to have a very high pitched voice (like a munchkin), and hooches herself out to random customers!

Hey, hoochie munchkin, I'd like to order one Max Ice, please!!

hoochie munchkin by hooch monster February 25, 2010

Frumpy Munchkin

Male genitals in the flaccid state. Excess skin causes it to resemble a dwarf wearing an oversized trench coat, potato sack or loose sock. Thus giving it a frumpy appearance.

All was well and good at the public pool until the Frumpy Munchkin made an appearance and got my season pass revoked.

Frumpy Munchkin by flirt ninja March 29, 2015

punching the munchkin 

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.

Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.

punching the munchkin by Gunner H August 26, 2006

Grumpy Munchkin 

A woman whom is taking a dump sitting on the toilet, while at the same time has a man standing in front of her for whom she is providing oral pleasures

The woman taking a shit became a grumpy munchikin when i dropped my dick in her mouth.

Grumpy Munchkin by hollowbob September 9, 2004

munchkin 

An affectionate pet name used for one's girl friend and / or partner who is playfully mischievous and cheeky.

you are my munchkin

munchkin by Mr A.D June 1, 2010

anal munchkin 

A person who is an ass fanatic. Usually grabbing, smacking and engaging in sexual activity with the ass. It could also be known as a person who sticks objects up their ass (Ex: A pen, dildo, a fairly small animal, etc.)

There is also a mythical beast called an Anal Munchkin. It could, and would, sneak up and fuck you in the ass from behind in such a behaviour that the victim would lose consciousness. Then afterwards, it would shrink itself to a very tiny size and climb up inside the victims asshole and then return to normal size, making the person's ass bigger than usual. Then it would live off shit for the rest of it's life without ever leaving the asshole. Though, at rare occasions, it would leave the ass at night for some fresh air when the person is sleeping, then return shortly after that before the person wakes up.

"You better watch out, there are anal munchkins roaming around."
"Anal Munchkins turn me on."

anal munchkin by Rikki January 6, 2004