muddy pig Share definition Flag the act of sticking ones vagina flaps up a mans nose, forcing him to open his mouth, and then proceeds to shit in his mouth. Weston's mom gave Derek a muddy pig while he was sleeping for calling her a milf. muddy pig by weston's mom AKA milf January 16, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the muddy pig mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch