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recieveing poo all over yourself with a more than happy smile on your face
Those crazy muddy bears and thier poo!
by ~Blizzy~ July 25, 2003
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A penis that is covered in poo, fresh from baking some Ginger Bread Men.
"Mate, get your muddy bear away from me! You've just had it in my ass! I don't want it near my hands/mouth!"
by Bob Fossil January 30, 2008
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When a Bear hasn't properly cleaned his ass in a long time, causing shit to be encrusted around his inner-asscheeks.
Person A: "I was having a really good night with Tom last night, but something happened."
Person B: "What was it?"
Person A: "Well, Tom is a Muddy Bear."
by Draaxxy July 12, 2018
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A Caucasian person or light skin complexity who dates a African american or a person with a dark skin complexity.
My friend George is dating a black girl, oh so he's a "muddy bear" now
by HAHA I got a glock December 26, 2013
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