A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe
Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"
Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"
Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"
by becauseimapotato May 03, 2016