Mwizard is a man who thinks he's a wizard. They usually wear a bath robe in the hope its a wizards robe and think they have magical powers because of too much use of alcohol and drugs.
Mwizard - 'Check it out guys i'm flying!'
Person 1 - 'No, your just high again...'
Mwizard - 'Check it out guys i'm swimming!'
Person 2 - 'No, your lying on the ground waving your legs and arms about...'
A sandwich from Mcdonalds which consists of a mcchicken sandwich (bun in all) in between the two patties of a double cheeseburger. This wonder was first created in Mahomet, Illinois in spring of 2001. It is often used in wagers after rounds of golf. This sandwhich has now spread all over this country, even having its own facebook group page(ode to the mcwizard). Recent blogs have called this sandwhich a mcgangbang but the McWizard has been around several years before that was even thought of.
Rockford lost by four strokes in golf today, so big jim was able to buy two mcwizards with his winnings.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.