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mrwizard by spanking dough October 7, 2018
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Help Me Mr Wizard
Phrase one says when:
One is having a very bad time in life.
When one has had too much drink or food or medication.
When one is out of control.
Taken from the 60's Cartoon "Tooter Turtle" Tooter would call on Mr Wizard for help.
One is having a very bad time in life.
When one has had too much drink or food or medication.
When one is out of control.
Taken from the 60's Cartoon "Tooter Turtle" Tooter would call on Mr Wizard for help.
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm too drunk to get up"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm having PMS"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm spazzing out"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm having PMS"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm spazzing out"
Help Me Mr Wizard by Cheryl_SF November 5, 2006
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Mwizard is a man who thinks he's a wizard. They usually wear a bath robe in the hope its a wizards robe and think they have magical powers because of too much use of alcohol and drugs.
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A sandwich from Mcdonalds which consists of a mcchicken sandwich (bun in all) in between the two patties of a double cheeseburger. This wonder was first created in Mahomet, Illinois in spring of 2001. It is often used in wagers after rounds of golf. This sandwhich has now spread all over this country, even having its own facebook group page(ode to the mcwizard). Recent blogs have called this sandwhich a mcgangbang but the McWizard has been around several years before that was even thought of.
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