mrwizard 

big bearded big hearted beautiful man

that guy sure was a mrwizard

mrwizard by spanking dough October 7, 2018

Help Me Mr Wizard 

Phrase one says when:

One is having a very bad time in life.
When one has had too much drink or food or medication.
When one is out of control.

Taken from the 60's Cartoon "Tooter Turtle" Tooter would call on Mr Wizard for help.

Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm too drunk to get up"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm having PMS"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm spazzing out"

Help Me Mr Wizard by Cheryl_SF November 5, 2006

Mwizard 

Mwizard is a man who thinks he's a wizard. They usually wear a bath robe in the hope its a wizards robe and think they have magical powers because of too much use of alcohol and drugs.

Mwizard - 'Check it out guys i'm flying!'
Person 1 - 'No, your just high again...'

Mwizard - 'Check it out guys i'm swimming!'
Person 2 - 'No, your lying on the ground waving your legs and arms about...'

Mwizard by R-Cat November 13, 2011

McWizard 

A sandwich from Mcdonalds which consists of a mcchicken sandwich (bun in all) in between the two patties of a double cheeseburger. This wonder was first created in Mahomet, Illinois in spring of 2001. It is often used in wagers after rounds of golf. This sandwhich has now spread all over this country, even having its own facebook group page(ode to the mcwizard). Recent blogs have called this sandwhich a mcgangbang but the McWizard has been around several years before that was even thought of.

Rockford lost by four strokes in golf today, so big jim was able to buy two mcwizards with his winnings.

McWizard by big jim1 March 18, 2009