A motorcyle of any kind, dirt, street, dual sport ridden by people in New Mexico who are effected by the Spanish language and over abundance of Mexicans and therefore created a new word for motorcycle to differentiate themselves.
Mike rode his motorped to work.
Steve is skeered of his motorped.
Do you want to go motorpedding this weekend?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.