motem

The fandom term M.O.T.E.M. ("Mild On The Eyes Male") is used by sophisticated women who wish to express their admiration for a handsome man. It was created in the year 2002 by author Erestor as an alternative description for Orlando Bloom as she was tired of the fangirlish "Squeee! Wheee! OMG! !!!11!ELEVENTY!1".

Also see Johnny Depp, Peter Steele and Jack Davenport.

"I say, he's quite a motem, now isn't he. More tea, dear?"

motem by The_Ed October 11, 2006

Tard Motel 

Motel located on Classen Blvd in Norman. Shitty ass motel filled with ou tards that you should never go to because it has tard DNA. This motel also seems ghetto asf and just looks like trash.

I stayed at Tard Motel once and it was so bad, there were dead bugs and blood stains everywhere.

Tard Motel by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Ad mortem inimicus

What you will hear when the bringer of the law shitwhips your ass after a 50dmg light parry punish

*clang* AD MORTEM INIMICUS

Ad mortem inimicus by SlenderMF December 2, 2019

Hans Moleman 

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

Hans Moleman by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

El Roacho motel

A dive motel in the Southwest.

Well the dope mule is down at the El Roacho motel.

El Roacho motel by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

pre-mortem 

Reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail BEFORE the product actually launches. This is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which FOLLOWS a failed product or project launch.

The group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.

pre-mortem by shmoozle October 28, 2010